Friday, March 26, 2010

John Carter, Warlord of Mars

Obviously the coolest character ever created, John Carter taught me everything I needed to know about space when I was young.
A: That since mars apparently has stronger gravity, we would be more powerful... on the same planet...
B: There are three women total on Mars. All of whom are hella hot and half dressed.
and C: I wanted to be the second man on Mars. Three chicks, two guys... Awesome ratio.

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